Rmlg 91

“That’s a weapon”

“This is a BUCKET”

“No, THAT’S a weapon”

“This is a clamp for picking up garbage, how am I supposed to kill someone with this?”

“I feel threatened”

“idk, you might poke someone with it”

JC: “why would I do that”

“idk, you’re the one holding it”

JC: “true. But you are further than I can reach with it”

Walks closer. “Can you reach me now?”

JC: “I probably could, if I wanted to you ninny”

“so you think you’re capable of touching me with the, the, the

. thing in your hand?”

JC:“yes”

Bang

JC : “you shot me!”

“You could’ve poked me”

JC: “you felt threatened by a stick, with a Kevlar vest on?”

“not really, I wanted to shoot someone and I had to follow the script you wrote to do it”