Why did I take physics?

Kneel before me, physics peons.

Every time you turn on a light bulb, another pikachu is forced to run on a circular treadmill.

I don’t know who I should hate more, the Chrome developers who won’t let me override their security settings or the Java developers for making an inherently insecure product.

Determining this is left as a homework problem for the reader.

How is a Las Vegas like a black hole?

With a bunch of these I could make a catpacitor.

Now if only it would automatically pick correctly between degrees and radians so I wouldn’t have to remember to switch it.

I always screw up the damn units.

Part of a balanced education

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/cats-understand-basic-laws-of-physics-according-to-study/

When your dad tries to reach you rotational motion.

and then everyone dies.

Physics professors after finals

Seem this, is why you do the calculations first...or get better friends.

Little known fact; Newton got in a lot of bar fights.

There’s no way they’ll show up again on the test, right?

And that’s why I now don’t start my homework until after class on the day it was due.