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My brother: *drinks his milk with his pinkies out “like a princess”*

My brother: This tickles my uvula...

Me: *milk spurts out my nose*

#like a princess #tickled uvulas #why bryce why #spit take #siblings #brothers

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Keegan: Titas.

Keegan: Rymes with Tight Ass.

Titas: ...why?

Me: *sighs* I don’t know...

#quotesfromkeegan #why #why keegan #classroom conversations #tight ass

Teacher: *To annoying student* Because you’re a sissy pants. And I have one last day to make fun of you...

Class: *Cheers*

#quotesfromclass #sissy pants #last day of school #my teacher is awesome

Keegan: FUCK YOUR STRAWBERRIES!!!

Me: *eats strawberries*

Me: No *continues eating strawberries*

#quotesfromkeegan #strawberies #theyaredelicious

Mayson: I’m not a fan of onions, or soup, but their onion soup was fantastic.

#quotesfommayson #onionsoup

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Keegan: I had three churros today. I am dying inside...

Me: ...

#quotesfromkeegan #toomanychurros #Idontevenfeelbad

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