Flowery Whumper

Do this quiz. (Since some of the possibilities are not-so-nice, if you don’t jibe with your initial result, you’re welcome to retake it, I don’t care.)

Do this picrew, based on both your actual self and your role from the quiz

Tag people, or make it an open tag (or both)!

Day One:

Grief -◊- Lost -◊- Torture -◊- "Please, I don't want to go back there."

Day Two:

Depression -◊- No one to hear -◊- Whipped -◊- "Who do you think you are?"

Day Three:

Betrayal -◊- Wartime -◊- Pool of blood -◊- "Everything's going to be okay. Just don't open your eyes yet."

Day Four:

Scapegoat -◊- Concussed -◊- Caught red handed -◊- "You always were the weak link."

Day Five:

Lied to -◊- Hallucination -◊- Seized by the hair -◊- "STOP IT, STOP IT!"

Day Six:

Self-sacrifice -◊- Chronic illness -◊- Stabbed -◊- "I just want to go home."

Day Seven:

Self-loathing -◊- Cave-in -◊- Shot -◊- "You seem to think we're friends.”

Day Eight:

Secrets -◊- Drowning -◊- Drugged -◊- "I don't want to kill you. I just want to make you scream."

Day Nine:

Overworked -◊- Feverish -◊- Coughing blood -◊- "Think very carefully about your answer.”

Day Ten:

Guilt -◊- Dangling -◊- Tied to a Chair -◊- "We're just getting started, sweetheart."

Day Eleven:

Fury -◊- Avalanche -◊- Rope burns -◊- "You're lucky to be alive."

Day Twelve:

Nightmare -◊- Train wreck -◊- Dislocation -◊- “Do not disobey me."

Day Thirteen:

Coercion -◊- Starving -◊- Collared -◊- "Bite down on this. It will only take a second."

Day Fourteen:

Living a lie -◊- On the run -◊- Hunted -◊- "Don't take another step!"

Day Fifteen:

Cold comfort -◊- Animal attack -◊- Strangled -◊- "They’re never getting better! Just give up already."

Day Sixteen:

Paranoia -◊- Buried alive -◊- Broken bones -◊- "Who do you think you are?"

Day Seventeen:

Fear of caretaker -◊- Sudden collapse -◊- Disfiguring wounds -◊- "It should have been you."

Day Eighteen:

Resigned to fate -◊- Haunted -◊- Branding -◊- "We need to get out of here, now."

Day Nineteen:

Conditioning -◊- Solitary confinement -◊- Stress positions -◊- "Please, I'm just tired."

Day Twenty:

Exhausted -◊- Falling from a high place -◊- Forced to beg -◊- "What are you going to do with me?"

Day Twenty-One:

Touch starved -◊- Adrift -◊- Injured in the escape -◊- "Who did this to you?"

Day Twenty-Two:

Touch aversion -◊- Migraine -◊- Blade to the throat -◊- "Do you trust me?" "No."

Day Twenty-Three:

Amnesia -◊- Car accident -◊- Old wounds -◊- "I know it was you."

Day Twenty-Four:

Tentative trust -◊- Captivity -◊- Bear trap -◊- "Why are you doing this?"

Day Twenty-Five:

Threats to a loved one -◊- Poisoned -◊- Squeezing a wound -◊- "You got blood on my shoes."

Day Twenty-Six:

Defiance -◊- Fire -◊- Human shield -◊- "I told you so."

Day Twenty-Seven:

Giving in -◊- Caught in the rain -◊- Held under water -◊- "Don't punish other people because you hate me."

Day Twenty-Eight:

Panic attack -◊- Pinned by rubble -◊- Hidden injury -◊- "Please—please, you have to help them!"

Day Twenty-Nine:

Cornered -◊- Hypothermia -◊- Bleeding out -◊- "One of them walks out of here. You pick."

Day Thirty:

LISTEN UP WHUMPEE PET OWNERS

REMEMBER YOU USED TO HAVE A LIFE?

Yeah, you got your whumpee from a box outside three weeks ago and for some reason you haven’t left their side since day 1. Don’t you wanna go out into the world? Remember what it was like to buy groceries? Have you even gone to work you lazy shoot doot head?

nO mY whUmPeE nEeDs me

freakin nitwit

I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU

introducing the Pet Phone

This device is not so different from your very own smartphone.

There are fifty stimulating games for your pet! Not only will it help them learn how to use their hands, but our games will make them feel as if they have a purpose! Boot up a cooking game, and they’ll be begging to please Chef Basil.

Does your pet enjoy showing you everything and anything? Well, with the built-in camera, they can take pictures of anything they want! And when you get home, they can show you every picture of the couch they took that day.

Scared they will get kidnapped by their former enslaver while you’re working 9 to 5? You may be hesitant to give your pet a normal phone in case they stumble upon liveleak of themselves! Fear not, because the Pet Phone is extremely restricted. The only contact in their phone will be yours, and if they ever need you— you’re just a ring away.

For the low price of 29.99, give your pet the gift of (pretending to be a human for two seconds)

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It was so easy. So infuriatingly easy. Humans flocked to them with eager expressions and movements that seemed just a little off, as though they weren't in full control of their body. They wanted a piece of death and they were ready to give a piece of their own in exchange, they clung to Whumper's shirt and turned their head to the side insistently, begging to be bitten.

It was infuriating, because Whumper had been just like that, once. Stupid. Naive. Helpless under the spell of a creature ready to devour them whole.

Usually, the pain broke the illusion for a split second. The human would gasp as their teeth sank deep into their neck, and for just a moment, Whumper could feel their regret and fear — then they would fall back on the comfortable cushion of the venom entering their system, lulled into a false sense of security as they were slowly drained of their blood.

They were fed up with trickery. They were fed up with stupid mortals, they were fed up with trying not to cause a commotion in the shadows, they were fed up. Using charm and venom was the preferred way of hunting by many, but it certainly wasn't a hard and fast rule. They had speed, they had strength, and they had decades if not centuries of pent up bitterness that they would unleash upon the next lone human that happened to be unfortunate enough to cross their path.