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“Bro, guess what, I got a faggot serving me now.”

“You’re shittin’ me?”

“No, for real.  He lives in my building.  He’s always checking me out and I was getting tired of it so I called him on it.  He admitted he’s a homo and said he considers himself inferior to real Men and wanted to serve me.”

“So what does he do for you?”

“Pretty much anything I tell him to.  He does all my laundry, grocery shopping, and when I get home I’ll drop these shoes off at his apartment and they’ll come back to me looking like new in an hour.  And if it’s late at night and I’m horny, I just text him and he comes running.  He sucks me off while I watch porn and act like he’s not even there.  As soon as I get my nut, he just leaves.  And he can take my thick 8 inches all the way down and still reach out his tongue and lick my balls.  The bitch is pretty talented!”

“Sounds awesome dude.  Wonder where I can find one?”

“They’re all over the place apparently, but in the meantime, I’ll share mine.  Come over this afternoon.  We’ll watch the game and I’ll show you what he can do.”