Who the hell needs feminism?

It probably was about as hard as raising any two healthy kids as any single parent. 

Fucking hell, I swear, these idiots think "feminism" just means "justice" or something.

I need feminism because I’m sick of people telling me “You could be so much prettier if you wore makeup.” A) I’m happy with how I look B) I don’t exist to be pretty.

And "I don't exist to be pretty"? What? You sound like one of those ugly, lonely girls on Valentine's Day. Wait, you are one, aren't you?

I need feminism because I should be able to feel safe when taking the five minute walk from school to home.

I need feminism because no matter what she wears or how much she drinks, no girl is EVER “asking for it”. Ever.

But then more often than not I comply anyway, to avoid conflict.

So in short, you're screwing up your own life, blaming men, and screaming for feminism, even though you don't know what it is. Congratulations.

I need feminism because I was told I was dressed inappropriately for school because I was wearing shorts. I was told it would disctract boys. I was 10 years old.

I need feminism because guys shouldn’t be able to make me feel like shit for getting offended by a period joke. 

I need feminism because whenever I talk about thinking of going to grad school, there is always one person that asks me without stuttering, “How are you going to do all that and find a husband? What about babies?!” #submission

feminine does not equal negative.

I NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE… The other night, a 30 y/o woman told me that I was the first guy who ever asked for consent to have sex with them, as opposed to either not caring about it, demanding it, expecting it, assuming it, and/or, plotting to gain it.

I need feminism because: I am tired of being told to “cover up” and “don’t go out alone” so I do not get raped.

I need feminism because when I asked the three-year-old I babysit if she was going to play sports when she’s older, she replied, “No…I’m not a boy…”

You should start the feminist brainwashing ASAP. Don't forget to tell her about the patriarchy and rape culture, she's sure to have a blast with that, and you'll get a lot more jobs as a sitter once she asks her parents about that.

I need feminism because traveling alone as a girl should NOT be dangerous.