whothefeckknows

You know you’re fucking with the right person when you don’t have to do anything to keep them interested other than just being you.

“i guess this is happening now.”

make your own foot scrub

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

VINES ARE THERAPY

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

Do no harm but take no shit

DO NO HARM BUT TAKE NO SHIT

Witches been doing this shit for ages

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

I make like 1 friend every 6 years

Don’t lie to me, that’s a zelda dungeon

I can’t even handle how much I want to see this in person