don't fear the reaper

[ chuckles ] I cannot say that I can take care of children very well either, I am quite inefficient with them if I am to be honest.

I suppose it can be taken as a learning experience.

[ raises a brow ] So, is this the doing of those grey-creatures?

Yes. I am not good with children. I am... very tired.

I WAS PREGNANT!?

I just… do not wish to mess up again.

I doubt you messed up at all. And I doubt you would mess up on this one either.

I WAS PREGNANT!?

Books don’t tell you how to avoid making baby treesexual.

We can try our best right?

I WAS PREGNANT!?

B-Besides, look how Kiku turned out! He is treesexual!

Aren’t there books?

I WAS PREGNANT!?

I AM NOT EQUIPPED TO HAVE CHILD! CHILD EATS PROFITS!

I am not either! I don’t even know if it’s a girl or a boy! I need help! Haven’t you been around for centuries?? Surely you learned stuff about babies!

I WAS PREGNANT!?

An--an anon just--dropped it in my lap! I have to watch it for a week!

[peers at him from over the arm of a sofa] [nearly a whisper, extremely shy>

[peers at him from over the arm of a sofa] [nearly a whisper, extremely shy>

[peers at him from over the arm of a sofa] [nearly a whisper, extremely shy>

[ laughs and kisses her nose ]

[peers at him from over the arm of a sofa] [nearly a whisper, extremely shy>

<You’re the cutest hero I’ve ever seen.>