one minute you're on top - the next you're sushi

                 COME ON OVER, DOWN TO THE CORNER, MY SISTERS AND MY BROTHERS OF EVERY DIFFERENT COLOR. DON’T YOU FEEL THAT SUNSHINE TELLING YOU TO HOLD TIGHT? THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT. TRY TO FIND A BETTER LIFE.

                     INDEPENDENT MULTIMUSE RP FEATURING OC AND CANON MUSES FROM                                     REVENGE, PERSON OF INTEREST, THE LITTLE MERMAID                        ED EDD & EDDY, ALADDIN, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS and THE LION KING

You are dead to me, nothing but scum. When I look in your eyes I get inflammation of the bum. 

To quote Rodgers and Hammerstein, “The hills are alive with the sounds of crap.”

Teach me how to sing like you!

You see this badge? That means I’m the sheriff.

Excuse me, I’m tapped into your cable. Would you mind changing it to channel 8?

I feel like I’m the king of the general area!

Watch out for those tempo changes, man, ‘cause when we go into the second bridge, this shit takes off.

What color’s your poo first thing in the morning?

I think a lot of people would stop drinking if they knew what they looked like when they were drunk.

I’m a mime!

All right men, we’re going into battle tomorrow! Before we do, I think we shall all take a shower! 

Don’t worry, I’m a doctor.

I thought we were out of the spy business.

How would you like to make money in real estate?

You know, for as long as I can remember, I’ve had memories.

I love you, but I’ve had too many meatballs.

I seem to have lost my battery pack somewhere in the area of my buttocks.

A featherduster made by a Norwegian. It’s all starting to make sense.

You guys wanna fight?

If I was a turkey, what would you stuff me with?

It’s okay, I have an extra burnoose!

I can’t sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I’m shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I’ll distract them by making a noise like a duck!

If Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

That’s what you get for river dancing in a thong.

Sorry I’m late. I let the kids out for recess, if you know what I mean.  

We better climb up through that window up there that seems impossibly high.

It’s time for something other than an egg to get laid around here.

They found water on Mars, isn’t that cool? You know what that means? Just another bottle of four dollar imported water.

I never realized what a delicious creamy center I have.

Look, I know this is our first date, but… I love you! Be with me!

You’re one Tae Bo class away from an ass kicking!

Turn your frown upside down. And while you’re at it, flip your buttcrack sideways.

Kiss me, big boy, like there’s no tomorrow.

Out of great boredom comes great songs.

Have you ever been in a hotel that was this wet and hot all at the same time?

Lets get naked and wrestle.

In ten minutes, we bring out the liquor!

When I give the signal we’re going to yell out the worst-sounding battle cry ever. Ready?

It’s time for my John Wayne impression.

Y'know, teachers are the most misunderstood of all mammals.

If I were a drink I believe I would be a margarita because I am tall… and… salty… and I… always have Tequila in me.

My turn ons are humanity, integrity, and TV.

I just wanna chill, and y'know, sometimes I just wish I was a goat, y'know? How easy would life be then, y'know, you wouldn’t even have to read things or understand things. 

Look at the beauty of what’s going on here! The sheer beauty!

Hey, doesn’t that cloud look like a ducky?

hogwarts aesthetics - slytherin