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it's too late I already bought a couple tiny notebooks I keep in my back pocket

sometimes you just have to say things like laszlo cravensworth and suddenly you're not mad anymore

sometimes I like to drink a whole water bottle in 10 seconds and then find out how long it takes for me to need to pee

they call him Tom bc he's a tomcat

how long until we get an underground rap video done entirely via an inventory check-in scanner camera?

if elf stands for eyes lips face then MAC stands for mouth, ass, cheeks

someone made soup in the work bathroom sink that doesn't work and it smells so bad

Nintendo switch lite is so attractive dude like you don't need to worry about the controllers disconnecting or ejecting or anything, like this is just how you play your Nintendo games now. it takes away the option of choice and forces you to just do the thing the thing was thing how the thing how it was designed, just play the game.

I'm so cold can a nice lady please rest her shaft down my arm for a while

I cast 70% less buttercream

if you say dox-un instead of dash hound im gonna just assume you wipe after u pee

oh ok cool a new thing