Nicotine Kiss Me

Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

*whispers* holy shit

Aw he's fucking tonight