for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child me: I owe you my life

we, the uglies, deserve love too

fool (self-diagnosed)

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread