And So the Mouse Fell in Love with the Lion

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

The demo version of Schuyler Defeated! Stay tuned for Eliza stopping a homicide and Hamilton going full Jewish grandma. 

PHILIP: Look- grandpa’s in the paper! War hero Philip Schuyler in danger of losing senate to young upstart Aaron Burr? Grandpa might lose his seat in the senate

ELIZA: I thought he was unopposed?

PHILIP: Not according to the paper he isn’t!

ELIZA: Go make sure the door is closed

PHILIP (and ELIZA): Further down, (further down,) see Schuyler has a challenger from New York, (New York) for senator … Burr!

ELIZA: I gotta go I gotta find Alexander

PHILIP: Let him know we’re on his side

ELIZA: No! He’ll consider this a personal slander- I’ve gotta stop a homicide!

PHILIP: Oh!

ELIZA (and PHILIP): Look around, we should look around let’s go and find your father down in New York (New York)

HAMILTON: Burr! Since when are you a Democratic-Republican?

BURR: Since being one put me on the up and up again

HAMILTON: No one know who you are or what you do

BURR: They don’t need to know me, they don’t like you

HAMILTON: Excuse me?

BURR: Oh, Wall-street thinks you’re great, you’ll always be adored by the things you create but upstate you’re the rascal who trades away the capital

HAMILTON: Wait-

BURR: The asshole who taxes the alcohol!

HAMILTON: I always considered you a friend.

BURR: I don’t see why that has to end A senate seat was up for grabs and I took it It’s not my fault people think you’re crooked

HAMILTON: You’re gonna make a fool of me through my father in law?

BURR: Ah- there’s the kid who almost shot Charles Lee in the jaw My god, your pride will be the death of us all beware, it goeth before the fall!

ELIZA: Alexander, there you are

HAMILTON: Eliza?

ELIZA: You forgot your papers. Mister Burr, good sir, it’s been so long How are the Theodosias?

BURR: As a matter of fact, my wife has taken ill

ELIZA: I’m not surprised, what with the chill You’ll send her our regards

BURR: I will.

ELIZA: And how’s your daughter?

BURR: She’s my pride and joy, fluent in French- and Latin!

PHILIP: So am I!

BURR: She’s the same age as your boy

HAMILTON: Yeah, one day he’ll run Manhattan

ELIZA (overlapping): We must be going, Burr but send your girls our love

BURR: Nice to meet your son

HAMILTON: We’re not done, mister Burr, sir

ELIZA: Hon!

1. The way Burr sings “alcohol” (i c whut u did thar LMM)

2. ALL OF ELIZA AND BURR’S INTERACTIONS

3. “THE THEODOSIAS”

4. Philip having to butt in and brag while Burr is doting on Theo

5. Eliza’s “Hon”

6. Eliza in general. She knows what’s up.

Hard to argue with that logic.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯