pipe down ya little puke

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

[hockey bro voice] does he. you know. play for ottawa?

and a hearty congratulations to all the canes rpf writers who have been awarded the true prize, which is the set up for a drunk vegas marriage after winning the cup

it’s not gay if your girlfriends are watching

what is the edmonton polycule

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

i genuinely think that caring very deeply about whether a character tops or bottoms as if it's some important moral issue makes you the biggest loser on planet earth

i also think many people don't realize how heteronormative their views on bottoming vs topping are because it usually just boils down to the bottom being the feminine wilting flower and the top being the masculine beast. like maybe question why anyone messing with your favorite gay heteronormativity play upsets you that much lol

it's not gay if you were rookies together

let’s be honest with ourselves here one of the best kinds of RPF involves a storyline in which two people had a brief but intense fling and after it’s over one of them never moves on #LetsYearnForever