a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

ya fuckin space slice

He canny speak YIT?

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me

@centaurself

This makes me so nostalgic

shoutout to me for ruining my own life