Katie

@taylorswift I just saw some photos from your first show and it looked absolutely incredible. I’m seeing you in London but the sad thing is I was supposed to be going with my best friend but it turned out that I couldn’t go on that date. We’ve now ended up going on two different dates and I’ve been trying to think of a way to make it up to her. Is there anything at all you can do to help me? She’s going on the first night at London

@taylorswift honestly she’s the most incredible, selfless person in the world. She’s done so so much for me and I would love so much for her to feel special for just a night

@taylorswift she’s the sweetest little pea and was the person that made me listen to you. It’s the worst that we can’t see you together but giving her a little surprise on the day would be one step closer to thanking her for all she’s done

@taylorswift I just saw some photos from your first show and it looked absolutely incredible. I’m seeing you in London but the sad thing is I was supposed to be going with my best friend but it turned out that I couldn’t go on that date. We’ve now ended up going on two different dates and I’ve been trying to think of a way to make it up to her. Is there anything at all you can do to help me? She’s going on the first night at London

@taylorswift honestly she’s the most incredible, selfless person in the world. She’s done so so much for me and I would love so much for her to feel special for just a night

I CANT FUCKING BRATHEWHBFAESJHFBESJH

this is the reason why i live now

OH MY GOD

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it