Dedication

every post on tumblr could have hover text and we would never know

i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

We are the universe experiencing itself.

The brain named itself.

I give you a hamburger.

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry" ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

and how did you say your internet addiction started?

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours