Serendipity...

“It is very frustrating not to be understood in this world. If you say one thing and keep being told that you mean something else, it can make you want to scream. But somewhere in the world there is a place for all of us.”

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

“I like to listen. I have learnt a lot from listening carefully. Most people never listen.”

“I am thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me exactly who I don’t want to be.”