Baby Bee And Her Diapered Dreams

Locked in diapers

• Pick me up.

• Let me sit on your lap.

• Bottle-feed me.

• Tell me to put in my paci cuz it just makes me look so cute.

• Ask me if I need help.

• Tell me I’m too tiny to do things on my own.

• Call me your good little boy.

• Ask me where my favorite stuffie is, and call him by his name.

• Pick out my clothes for me and dress me up.

• Run me a bubble bath and sit on the edge of the tub with bath toys and pile bubbles on my head.

• Put on my favorite movie/cartoon without me asking and cuddle me while we watch it.

• Compliment me out of the blue.

• Hold my hand in public so I don’t get lost.

• Put me in a onesie and make me take a nap.

• Buy me giant stuffies to snuggle with.

• Read me a bedtime story.

• Act silly and make me laugh.

• Ask me what sound an animal makes.

• Praise me for simple tasks.

• Bring me juice in a sippy cup.

• Wrap me up in a bunch of blankets when it’s cold.

• Tell me I’m your precious little angel.

On Saturday morning she promised to be good. I told her to put it in her purse to help her remember.

Daddy and I still have 3 of these in the diaper bag from our Seattle weekend. Interesting use for them, indeed. Daddy does love it when I’m desperate and anything that ends with me being his messy little baby… and these as a punishment surely would.

Even better is if he had let me pick out my own undies for the day without telling me about the little squirts of attitude adjustment that would be accompanying me for the day. I would probably end up poopy in one of my sexiest pairs of big girl panties. I’m sure that wouldn’t be a problem for Daddy though. He does know what to do with unexpected little problems that just happen ;)

Daddy taped me all up and stuck a pacifier gag in my mouth 🤐



He walked across the room and looked out the window at the pool and let out a chuckle

“Maybe you’re crying because you’re on diaper punishment and strapped into a baby crib while all the other grown woman your age are out at poolside sipping on margaritas….”

He reached into a carry on bag and pulled out a pacifier then walked over to the side of the crib and inserted it into her mouth.

👶Having a binkie put in a babbling mouth👶

🛫"Here comes the Airplane!"🛬

😩(*attempting*) Potty Training😩

🤪Babysitters!🤪

😓Having face wiped (*reluctantly*)😓

🤫Being told to "quiet down, lights out means nini."🤫

🚼24/7 diapies🚼

🐵Bibs🐵

😴Fall asleep midway through a warm baba😴

🖼️Fridge Art🖼️

☝️"Inside Voice!"☝️

🖐️Tight grip holdy-hands in public✋

😳Diapey checks (any&every-where)😳

👚Being Dressed🧦

🐯🐒Learning🦊about🦉the🦍aminals🐬at🐇the🐊zoo🐧🐨

🪑Highchair NoM-ings🪑

😄TummyTime!😄

😋Head to toe insta-mess (mud, food, juice)😋

👧Year-round Pigtails👧

🤏Cut Up Nummies🤏

😵accidentAccidents😵

❄️Mittens!!❄️

🚫"No Running Indoors!"🚫

🛁Bathtime (🧼bubbles🧼,🦆duckies🦆, 💦splashies💦;🐢aminal-washcloth🐋, 🤿underwaters🤿,🆘*BiG*-halp🆘)🛁

🥿Help with Shoes🥿

🧺Blankies🧺

🥰Mommy and/or Daddy time🥰

🍼bAbAs🍼

😁Toddler Toys (🟥🟧🟨blocks🟩🟦🟪, 🤤chewies🤤,🖍️colorings🖍️,👸dollies👸,🐮aminal-noise wheel🐴,🤩shinies!gooies!noisies!fuzzies!🤩)😁

💤Naptime💤

👼Getting Lost in Littlespace (😂babbling🤣,😶staring😶,🤤drooling🤤,👏clapping👏,😖squirming😖,😲falling😲, 😌noming😌,🖐️grabby-ing🖐️,👐crawling🦵🦵)👼

☁️Diapey changes!☁️

🙉"nOt LiStEninG!"🙉

😅Being refered to as, "The Baby."😅

👩‍🎓Practicing our🌈colors🌈/🔺shapes🔴/📃big-girl words📃👩‍🎓

👐UpPieS!👐

Being told,🤨"But, you're too *little* to do that sweetie."🤨

😤"no"😤

😠"No"😠

🤬"NO!"🤬

😭"NOoOoOooooOOO!"😭

🧔Being talked over by The Adults👩

🎶SingY-SongS!🎶

📺Baby-Shows📺

🙈"Hiding!"🙈

🤠Toddling/Waddling/Doddling🤠

🚙Car-rides (💺car-seat💺,📔activity-books📕,🥱naps🥱,😡tantrums😡,👋grabby-toys👋,🍼bAbAs🍼, 🙈car changies🙈)🚙

🛒Shopping Cart Rides🛒

😴Bedtime (🥱Jammies🥱,🍼bAbA🍼,📚stories📚,😰"One More!?"😰,🤫falling asleep unexpectedly🤫)

👾The TickleMonster👾

🙂Being bounced/rocked🙂

🙊Fingy chews🙊

🏞️Park Trips🏞️

🥺"...pLeAsE?!?"🥺

🤱SnuggyFeedings🤱

🕴🏻Sneaking into Mommy/Daddy's bed in the middle of the night🕴🏻