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something something about a sheep in wolf's clothing

❗🔽 tw beware theres blood

1. trying to rawdog moving away from the screen with a LOT of painkillers on standby. didnt work bc the painkillers only dulled the pain for a few seconds before he reached for another. 0/10 impractical, we only have so many painkillers, derek dont overdose pls we just met - avery

2. using dereks phone. i hc derek to not get a new phone unless his current one is absolutely wrecked so hes just been rocking the same android phone since 2021. the type to drop from 80% to 40% just from unplugging it. mc drains the battery WAY too fast for derek to do more than get up and walk around for like 3 minutes. -10/10 ts pmo derek can we get you a new phone wtf this screen is so cracked i cant read shit and HOW is it already at 15% we just charged it and u just OPENED MC.

3. turning derek into an ipad kid, complete with a tablet case with those handles/arms. works but the case avery got is lowk heavy so when derek gets tired, avery has to hold up the tablet from him. 3/10 the case is kinda funny but this is just impractical for both of them, only works for sitting/staying at home. they cannot go out in public cause they are not coordinated enough to move/walk with avery holding the tablet

4. ofc the vr idea (derek why do you have a vr set but cant replace ur phone 😒) works wonderfully but derek keeps tripping on his cape and falling on flat surfaces bc there is a ravine in front of him. kinda gets motion sickness after awhile. 9/10 (derek took a point off cause avery has a bunch of blackmail of derek falling, talking to walls thinking avery is there, and then running into the wall) avery is pleased. derek is not.

5. same idea as #2 but with averys phone. WOULDVE worked normally but avery isnt normal. he had the bright idea to attach his phone to a fishing rod and tape the rod to the back of dereks shirt (like a pig w a carrot on a stick!) did NOT work at all then beacause derek turned around too fast and sent the phone flying. 1/10 avery sent his phone to be repaired. wouldve been 0 but it was a funny visual so +1

6. this one was just more for fun than for derek but avery moved his computer to a desk with wheels and replaced his chair w a rolling one. 4/10 too bulky to leave the room and cannot go down the stairs but hey they see me rolling they hatin

7. avery somehow figured out how to get mc onto the smart fridge (avery wtf did u do to the fridge?? if theres a screen, minecraft WILL BE SEEN) avery did not think this thru cause derek can only stay on the side of the fridge door with the screen. his arms are not long enough to reach in and actually grab some food. 2/10 derek gave pity points for getting mc on the fridge (it certainly is creative, i suppose...)