book 9? haven’t heard that name in a long time

listen im not saying that raven, who was born around the same time elena died & was described as ‘hauntingly familiar’ to nero when they first met, is nero’s daughter but that is actually exactly what im saying

THESE ARE RELEVANT AGAIN?

I [17F] am currently being blackmailed by my boarding school’s head of security [40F] into leaking information about our upcoming field trip. To do this I need to involve my crush [17M] who is still mourning the recent murder of his ex-girlfriend [16F]. AITA?

Don't hmu I'm thinking about Wing and Shelbys relationship

shelby tops

i would luv for book 9 to be entirely in the pov of someone like. so completely removed from the fucking black hole that is the Furan Drama and the core four and everything. that dude in the artemis project who was so low down he wasnt even allowed to know who the hell otto was for example. like for eight books we’ve just accepted that GLOVE is by and large better than the alternative and we all see raven as this sympathetic figure (which she IS!) but objectively every single character in this series has done some terrible things apart from maybe nigel!! and i just want that bubble to be burst for us PLEASE

i gotta say even if black widow’s fandom hadnt lost all momentum long ago anyways, selling a prequel movie about the main character you just killed off in the most undignified way possible is like. a move i guess….. no matter what happens in her dark and stormy past it still just leads up to her wearing an ugly braid and killing herself for jeremy renner. like cool what is anybody supposed to do with this. anyways remember to pirate disney+ 

hey look it’s something that absolutely does NOT belong in the clintasha tag!

oh my god there’s a multiverse! there’s a CONFIRMED multiverse! natasha is alive babies.

i’m a fucking clown. i am boo boo the fucking fool. that is all.

I can really see Wing as a vegetarian