carrot and bluebi

In ur pants

Weedy brownies

I got you some weed -throws dandelions at the carrot-

FUUUAA- *thud*

Green maple leaves

That is one powerful ass

where's your weed

c a r r o t HMU with dat w e e d

Ok but don't come crying to us when your bab bro comes up trying to steal your weed cuz he's so hecking addicted. And yanno what comes after that? He loses his chances to join the royal guard and so he consumes more weed to make that reality hurt less until eventually he's an empty husk that was your baby brother.......

Paps you need to stop leaving your weed brownies out in the open your bab bro is gonna get addicted dood.

Wheres my weed

*dials 911 on the microwave*

IS THAT A WEED? IM CALLING THE POLICE-