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May I trade in my ghost for a model that doesn't use my body as a rocket?
nvm, I'm the one thats scared
He's had a bad day, he's taking one down, hes singing a sad song just to turn it around
DUALITY
16
Every guardian has heard about Ikora Reyβs personal library but only the highest order of warlocks was typically welcome to it. Today her library laid host to a single titan, his helmet, which he was carrying under his arm, was damaged on the left-hand side and one of his horns were snapped halfway up. He stood in the entryway with his ghost drifting through the air above his shoulder. Both in awe of the volumes of knowledge surrounding them and the priceless collection of artifacts in glass cases that dotted the room.
βMs. Rey will be with you shortly. Please wait here and make yourselves comfortable.β A docent frame in a simple robe instructed the duo.
βUhmmβ¦ thank you.β The titan stammered uncomfortably. He stepped forward and took a seat in a velvet high backed chair that could well have been hundreds of years old. His ghost quickly scanned the room as his titan tried his best not to damage the chair.
βThere are thousands of years of history and books in here. Itβs.. itβs incredible. I wonder if Ikora has read them all.β
βI have.β A voice announced from the spiral stairwell on the far side of the room. Ikora stepped through a sudden portal of void light from the top of the stairs and began descending them gracefully. Two books gently floated around her torso, their pages slowly turned through the air as if invisible readers were eagerly devouring their words. βSeveral times in fact.β
The duo was starstruck. Theyβd met Ikora before, but not like this. Not on her turf. Out on the wall with the vanguard she was a commander. In here, she was a god.
The titan stood at attention and spoke rigidly βPleased to meet you, Ms. Rey and thank you for agreeing to meet with us in person.β
βIβm pleased to finally meet you as well, Titan. Please, sit. Continue to make yourself at ease.β Ikora gestured to the ancient chair the titan had just stood from. Sheepishly, he lowered back down onto it. It was comfortable at least. Ikora walked over to an adjacent chair about 5 feet away from his. A small ornate end table rested between the two of them and had what the titan assumed was a tea kettle, though not like any he had ever seen before. It was made of white stone and bore blue stylized ideograms of winged snake-like creatures he did not immediately recognize and rows of symbols that looked like very intricate hive runes.
βItβs from the Yuan Dynasty. A pre-golden age ancient civilization.β Ikora explained with a knowing look. βItβs a tea kettle. Itβs Oolong. Would you like some?β
βYes. Thank you.β
The two sat in pregnant silence with their tea for a few minutes until Ghost cautiously broke into the looming conversation. βSo Ikora, have you ever heard of β¦ uhh.. mirror, orβ¦ uhmβ¦ evil Guardians?β
The statuesque warlock did not blink as she sipped her tea. Her gaze was sharp but compassionate. βAn evil mirror guardian. Canβt say I have. Why do you ask?β
Ghost proceeded to recount the previous weekβs event in the garden and the creature that spoke with a grinding metallic voice and resembled his guardian with terrifying detail.
ββ¦and as soon the redjacks showed up everything was back to normal.β The ghost finished. βWe sent you the request for a meeting the next morning and now here we are.β
Ikora set her tea down on the table and replied simply. βI see.β
She took a long slow breath and followed up with βMy first reaction is that this was a hallucination, but you wouldnβt have come to me and asked for a private meeting if that were so.β
The titan responded, βMs Rey, I am aware of how strange it sounds but I swear on my life that this felt real.β
βThat is concerning then.β The warlock stood and approached a window overlooking the mountains as she spoke. βThere are stories of dark guardians. Legends of guardians being corrupted and turned into something of the darkness, severed irreparably from the Traveler. We all know the tale of Dredgen Yor. But thisβ¦ this is something else. No hive magic, no taken corruption. It almost sounds like a dark reflection of you.β Her eyes met her own faded reflection in the glass of the window. βDid it say or do anything else? Did anything else stand out to you?β
The titan pondered for a moment and then replied, βYes I think so. At the end, when I was most afraid and threatening it, it seemed to almost, straighten up? And its speech seemed to be at its clearest just before it vanished. Almost like-β
βLike the less control you had, the more control it hadβ¦ that is.. very, very interesting.β Ikoraβs brow had furrowed completely by now. Zavalaβs voice interrupted through her coms but she cut it off almost immediately. She approached the titan and said with a frightful tone, βI think I need to discuss this with the rest of vanguard command in private and you have given me lot of research to do on this subject. Thank you, Titan, for bringing this to my attention. Is there anything else I can help you with before you head on your way?β
The Ghost spoke for his guardian, βNo we are okay. Thank you for your time and please let us know if youβd like to meet again.β
βI will certainly do that. Be well, Guardian.β
The duo began to head for the door when a thought struck the titan. βOh Ms. Rey, on a side note, Mars seemed dim that night. Iβm unsure if thatβs related at all but I just remembered and thought I should let you know.β
Ikoraβs face grew pale for a moment before she quietly returned with the statement, βI know.. There will be an announcement about whatβs happened to Mars, Mercury, and Io tomorrow.β
As the Titan and his Ghost exited the library they heard Zavalaβs voice crackle through Ikoraβs communication system for just a moment before the door closed.
LIVE BY THE SWORD
15
The colossal Knight overturned a boulder with the same level of ease and disdain as a horse swatting a fly. He could have easily been four meters tall. Possibly more. In his right hand he clutched a wretched blade gnarled with veins and scuffed chitin plating. The blade was not sharp, but the sheer force behind it and the indomitable will of its wielder made it more than capable of cleaving a scorpion tank in two.
He was searching for them. He overturned a second boulder, then a third. His patience was wearing thin and his breath ragged with blind rage. After a fourth unfruitful excavation attempt, the knight howled in frustration and thrust his living blade into the earth as a green aura began to charge around him. They had only a moment before the whole ravine was likely to explode in a blast of soulfire.
βNowβ her comms crackled through static.
Emerging from active camouflage, the Hunter closed the gap on the meditating knight with her slug shotgun in hand. In two strides and a jump she was on him and slammed the barrel of her shotgun against the knightβs skull plating.
The knightβs head turned slightly.
Click
BANG
The hunter was thrown from the knight as it turned. From her vantage point laying on the ground, she could see that half of its head was now a pulpy mess of flesh and fibers. It wasnβt a lethal blow like she had hoped, but it was clearly barely alive. It staggered a few steps and snarled as a distant click and the sound of a rocket launching caught its attention.
The next 5 seconds were blinding and deafening. The hunter felt the life burn from her body as the explosion engulfed her. She was too close to the knight as the rocket struck it.
βββ
βShit.β The Titan pulled his eye away from his rocket launcherβs viewfinder. βSHIT! She was too close.. I think I killed herβ
βShe can come back. The knight canβt though. She did her job, she knew the risks.β The warlock had been casting an empowering rift around the two of them, unable to see the impact from their position.
βThat does not make me feel better for killing her.β The titan growled back. βStill probably hurt worse than hell.
βDefinitely. But the knight is dead, yes?β The warlockβs rift faded.
The titan put his eye back to the viewfinder. Bits of chitin and hive flesh littered the steaming crater. The Hunterβs charred corpse lay a few meters away. βYes itβs very dead.β The Titan sighed.
βLetβs go revive her then.β
Β βββ
The site of the rocket impact had cooled slightly but some scattered embers still illuminated the canyon where the Hive Knight once patrolled. A ghost emerged from the ether and expanded, shining its light on the burned body that lay on the edge of the crater.
The Hunter gasped and sat upright. Armor charred but otherwise unharmed. A heavily plated gauntlet extended into her refocusing vision and a slightly muffled voice said βSorry about thatβ
She blinked a few times before turning and realizing it was her companions kneeling next to her. βYou owe me. SO MUCH. Asshole. That fucking hurt. I DIED!β The hunter grabbed the titanβs hand and was helped to her feet as the warlock laughed.
βYeah but you blew his damn head off. That was amazing. Shame he turned at the last second. You would have had him and we wouldnβt have needed the backup plan.β the warlock chided. βThatβs one less patrol. Good job team.β
The hunter cracked her back and let out a halfhearted βyaaaaay..β
This time the Titan chuckled at the sarcasm. βAlright, whats next.β
The warlock pulled out her holomap of Luna. Dozens of other markers appeared all over the surface of the planet. βThe next one seems to be about 20 km north east. Shall we?β She summoned her sparrow and deactivated the holomap in one graceful motion.
The titan and the hunter shared a tired look before the hunter replied βyeahh alright. Letβs go. The sooner we squash these patrols the sooner I can get my apology beers. Thatβs twice now, T. Iβm keeping count.β Her sparrow materialized before them as she walked towards the warlock, already mounted up.
The titan smirked at his fireteam and declared, βI wouldnβt have it any other way.β
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Congrats to the Exileβs TEAM TRIPLE THREAT for the clans first official DSC completion. 8 guardians! 8!! Due to a few days of raiding and several switch ins, it only seemed right to include everyone.
Good job everyone. Strider still got Eyes of Tomorrow on her first run though <3Β
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