@whenyoureinoutercake is this real

@lukeskisses​ oh yes

its just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

can i be real for a second? can i be sincere? can i be fucking earnest for one moment? nothing is more important than the human proclivity for storytelling.

Beautiful is when you lick your red-raw lips and you’re about to say something but then... you just chuckle...

As much as I love “How I Met Your Mother”, I genuinely hope it will not take that many years of disappointment, rejection, suffering and tears for me as it took Ted to finally find the love of his life.

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

This post just ruined my life

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

oops

im not risking it

Beware of the great duckie 🤐

I’m already having writer’s block, maybe this’ll help me out lol

I HAVE SO MUCH TO FINISH

Definitely not risking it 😱

I need the motivation

I’m in desperate need.

Love me a good ol duck

i have art block p l e a s e

please my writers block is making me suffer

OH HELL NO, IM PUTTING AN END TO THE CIRCLE OF PAIN. FUCK YOU DUCK, IM CREATIVE ALL THE TIME AND U CANT STOP ME

I’m a follower, not a leader

How the fuck is it ok for you to make me feel like this?

I hope there’s someone or something out there that will make me forget about you.