~living~

This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read

Tbh

how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

Me

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

limit pasta consumption

blocked

love thisss

I luv her casually cleaning as she gives life-changing advice

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being