I’ m Upset 3000

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

It'll work this time I promise.

charlatan bitch

the chaotic urge to slip “good girl” into a casual conversation just to watch your reaction.

The whorish urge to add “Sir” into almost every sentence.

if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

every time i think of anything fairy tale related i have to lean back in my chair and remember the absolute brilliance of the sisters grimm series by michael buckley. the storyline about the big bad wolf and the storyline about snow white’s evil stepmother in particular are absolutely masterful, and the big twist at the end of the second to last book is so intense. can’t believe those are children’s books. they are a masterclass in storytelling, adaption, suspense, and character design. even rereading them as an adult i was blown away

trans lesbian = tresbian = très bien (very good)

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

This is just as wild with the context