our glorious eggventure

You were like a peacock in a canary cage

I feel like running vs jogging vs sprinting vs whatever is so funny. I'm just imagining two gentlemen telling each other they're going for a jog and them bragging to one another and the faster one saying something along the lines of "your running and mine are not equivalent to each other. I must invent a new word for your tomfoolery because whatever it is you're doing each morning isn't running my good sir." And then the other one replying with "Heartily so my good chap, your running is faster than mine. But consider this, I am running and you are doing something faster, neither worse for wear. You are sprinting this morning."