incorrect TLC quotes

Thorsten Dahl: Crawley, listen to me, remember your training. Victor Crawley: But I don’t have any training!

Hanna Lewis: Why do you always lie? Lorelai Lewis: Why do you always assume I’m lying? Hanna Lewis: It saves time.

Byron (on the phone): I'm very dissapointed in you, Ferreira. Victor: What did he said? Gonçalo: He said that he's very disappointed in you.

Lorelai: It's like watching a horse try to eat with a fork. Nathaniel: Majestic and hilarious?

Ramona: Going to meetings. Writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff. Victor: "Writing things down" is nerdy? What do you do? Ramona: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

Byron Jones: So why we should believe you? Atticus West: I hate those guys now. They carved my territory so bad I had to quit selling drugs. Atticus West: And I love selling drugs. Atticus West: It was my dream job.

Lorelai Lewis: What do you do when you see someone extremely gorgeous? Amélie Colbert: I stare, I smile, and I put my mirror down.

Thorsten Dahl: A little tough love is what these people need. If that doesn`t work, I`m moving on to Molotov cocktails.

Josie Auburn: I`m coming with you. Byron Jones: Thank you, Josie. Thorsten Dahl: I`m also coming. Byron Jones: Not necessary.

Lorelai Lewis: I wouldn’t say that I’m mean, I just get hired to do mean things. Hanna Lewis: Yeah, but you like it. Lorelai Lewis: Well, I think it’s important to enjoy what you do.