welcome

Me lately. 🤦🏽‍♂️

time is an illusion. u can fall in love in a few hours

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

Ah look it’s a summary of our entire generation

That’s EXACTLY how it started for me

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔

yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

the inherently healing experience of having gay coworkers 

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

look not to spoil the ending but you’re going to recover and be happy

you ever think about how gary and patrick are related by blood

THEY’RE FIRST COUSINS?!

The two princes in that second generation have a son. Spongebob said gay rights.

Why revoke her “gamer” card if she obviously played all of you perfectly

this is what we in the field call an “epic pwn”

Technically, she did precisely what she promised to do.

I can’t express how much I adore this. I didn’t find out about her until recently and I feel like she just encapsulates “weaponized femininity”. She’s taking all these gross expectations of these gamer dudes and using them to take all their goddamn money.

If this ain’t me

remember when everyone was reading the hunger games and one of the major themes was how the media toned down all the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story and then the books got made into movies and the real life media toned down the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story because I still think about that sometimes

don’t forget how the media also sold Capitol-inspired nail polish and remixed the hanging tree song, a song about a guy committing suicide, and played it repeatedly on the radio