Returning to Earth Part 1
Pidge is the one that realizes that it’s about December back on Earth
The Paladins convince Allura and Coran to go to Earth for a few days.
(They successed by playing the “You want us to make sure everyone in the universe is safe. How do we know that the Galra didn’t go back? We should go to make sure the Earth is still safe!”)
They call up Keith and Keith is like “Guys no. Like… The Blades…” but everyone is like “KeeeEEEeeeEeeEeithhhhh”
Lance puts make-up on Coran and Allura to make them more “Human” like.
They all manage to sneak on Earth.
Shiro is sitting there talking about how much easier this is than the last time he went back to Earth. Then processeded to talk about how he was put under, kidnapped by teenagers, found a metal lion, went back into space.
Everyone is whispering “We need to get Shiro a therapy dog”
On Earth they all got excited and wondered what they should do first.
Being close to Pidge’s home they all went there first
*GaSp* “MaTt AnD KaTiE???? ShIrO??? OtHeR pEoPlE???”
Allura leans over to Shiro “Whats "bitches”?“
Shiro ”…. miSS HOLT SO NICE TO SEE YOU!“
Pidge sees a cat *GASP* "MOM YOU GOT A CAT!!”
Keith: A cAt?!?!?!? *jumps away*
Lance: You’re afriad of cats?
Keith: They’re like tiny deadly animals with 20 sharp little knives ready to hiss and claw you!!
Lance: ?????? Wouldn’t that just make you love them more?????
Keith: A cat tried to kill me when I was really young ok?
Lance: You do remember how you’re part Galra right? They’re like space cats
Hunk: Maybe that was your Galra family member trying to kill you?
They visit Lance’s family next
Lance: These are my 5 uncles, 6 aunt, 10 nephews and 12 nieces, my 32 cousins, my mom and dad, oh and our pets!
Lance’s family speaks straight Cuban
One by one they visit everyone’s families
It becomes Keith’s turn but everyone says that they’re his family
Shiro gets a doggo and he starts crying
It’s a Golden Retriever and a Chow Chow mix
Shiro buys years and years worth of dog food supplies, treats, toys, beds, collors, dog tags, food bowls, dog soap, dog conditioner, and everything possible
“Sir do you have enough money to cover this?”
“Listen. I have been through enOUGH SHIT and my dog shall get what he deserves!” *arm activates*
*the speed items being scan increases*
Lance and Allura talks about conditioner, sharing secrets
Matt starts crying because he discovered his favorite anime has ended while he was in space
Over the intercom: “Isle 6 needs a "wet floor” sign"
Pidge to Matt: Look what you did
Coran runs to Keith: Look what I have! Its called a fidget spinner!
Keith: Cool cool look what I have its called a deadly spinner *proceeds to spin a fidget spinner but the endges are knives.*
Shiro comes out of no where and slaps the deadly spinner out of Keiths hands “Not in my house!”
Hunk is trying to catch up on every recipie, new found ingredients, whats good and whats bad, life tips, relaxation methods.
He’s also running from store to store buying said items
Overall good time good time
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