burnt out med student

“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”

“this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”

“shit that’s not in the script”

“i thought we cancelled this story arc”

“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”

“oof that’ll hit the ratings”

“that’s not gonna make it past the censors”

“i’m still amazed this project got greenlit”

“in this political climate???”

Crazy how 6 years later, the quirky inserts just became mainstream vernacular. Aint that right, chat?

reality jumped the shark so bad the whole writer’s room got fired and now we’re all meta-aware

Rosie who??💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😔😔😔

OMG LEAVE ME ALONE

WHAT DID I DOOOOOOO

Rosie who??💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😔😔😔

OMG LEAVE ME ALONE

PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS ISWEAR 🌟🌟🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🌟🧿🧿🎉🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

i agree stop hurting me and go back to where u came from

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

I get her i really do