Hey, stranger, I want you to catch me like a cold

*hears “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston* well I guess this is going to be my life for the next 3 days

i’d kill for a steady income tbh

so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me

LL-1814

i divide up my life by which traumatic event was occurring to me at the time

now im a pretty composed guy but jesus, popcorn really just does it for me. popcorn really just makes me go apeshit crazy. i start the bag off like a normal human but somewhere along the line, man. i stop eating it and start just rubbing fistfulls on my face. by the end of it im just fucking the bag

I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany