It's actually making me physically nauseous that I will never be able to touch that man.
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It's actually making me physically nauseous that I will never be able to touch that man.
Harriet on Martin Rolinski

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Chekov is the only reason I am surviving finals week. Whenever I don’t want to do something I just think “I can do zat!”
Harriet: FUCK MY LIFE!
Hilary: FUCK MY ARSE!
Harriet: I shall...
the worst thing is when I’m stressing about my exams and people are like ‘don’t worry, they’ll be over in a week!’
THAT IS NOT HELPING
I DO NOT KNOW ALL THE THINGS
AND THEY WILL BE OVER
IN A WEEK
I HAVE LESS THAN A WEEK
TO LEARN THE THINGS
AAAAAAAH
Megan: I just tried to control+f my lecture notes.
Hilary: Paper, why you not computer?!

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I've always wanted to try lighting one of my own farts.
Harriet
My text book just told me not to compare Rolls-Royce cars with chewing gum. Well done genius.
Lol I'm revising so hard.
Helen - whilst lounging on her bed and filing her nails.
Harriet: If we fail together it won't be so bad...
Heather: Yhea we can see each other again at resits!
Helen: Oh God. I just wrote unpredictable penis?!
Harriet: Wtf? What did you mean to write?
Helen: Unpredictable.

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Hilary: Exam in two days. Have to teach self whole module. Oh god. It's Orange Wednesday, shall we go to the cinema?
Megan + Harriet: Yhea alright
I cooked. In a pan. I cooked in a motherfuckin' pan for the first time in like 4 days and it...was...GLORIOUS.
I am a 20ft robot and my name is Charrrrrrrrles.
Charles, whilst being draped lazily across the couch. (via deadstarfish)
If I've learnt anything over the last few days, it's that I shouldn't be drugged up during exam period....
Harriet on whether or not to have cough syrup tomorrow morning
Hilary has a fortune willy. Also saying "fortune cookie" with a fortune cookie in your mouth results in it sounding like "fortune pussy."

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Dinner Conversation.
Charlie: Did the menu say sweet and sour chicken balls or chicken pieces?
Harriet: Balls.
Charlie: Those aren't chicken balls, they're full on shlongs...which is sort ironic because none of us particularly like shlongs.
Harriet: Two asexuals and a lesbian...
Charlie: Sounds like the start of a joke.
Hilz: Two asexuals and a lesbian walk into a shlong...
Charlie: And none of them were particularly amused!
And so our brave heroes, having traversed the treacherous landscape of Japan, are settling to revive their spirits on the nourishment of China...