Broadway Trash

You have to excuse us, we humans were slow learners.

“SURPRISE!” 

It actually does not matter if John really cheated on Mary or not. What matters is that he considered it. Which leaves the question of why John even considered it. Because he should have everything he could wish for, according to a heteronormative reading of the story: - Solving cases with his best friend Sherlock - A traditional family with his wife But this is not enough for John Watson. It is not what he really wants. All his other relationships with women did not work out either. 

There was this quote … it is on the tip of my tongue … 

How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?

being considered the ‘normal’ one in the family

actually enjoying family meetings and seeing your parents and brothers

being just as smart as both of them, though you somehow got all the social skills

flirting with Moriarty just to piss both of them off

John always asking you for help when Sherlock behaves even stranger than he usually does

always stopping by unannounced to visit them, to both of their dismay

forcing Sherlock to play board games with you

your parents always calling you to ask how your brothers are doing cause they never answer the damn phone

occasionally checking up on Mycroft since he’s way too involved in his work

–An inside joke?

–A decoy?

–An error?

it is not on purpose i promise

im very sorry

tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them