veritable cornucopia

can i talk to you while i play with the waistband of your boxers

flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing

who said nervous system regulation tapping can't be me lying down across your lap and scrolling through social media while you spank me and occasionally use your thumb to rub my clit

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

need a pussy massage that ends with me squirting all over you 😵‍💫

i just want someone moaning in my ear about how good i feel, is that so much to ask

tumblr is full of perverts and i'm one of them

show me the grossest parts of you and let me love you more because of them

I need to drag you into our bedroom and then throw you down on our bed. I don't even care about getting your bra off, I just go straight for your lips. All I need is to feel you against me. All I want is to have your body touch me

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????