Flight Risk

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Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

They ain’t lying

First time I popped a Benny Drill Me™️ I slept through dinner and when I went out to get some they told me I had actually slept through “yesterday’s and today’s dinner” so I asked if they even bothered to see if I was dead and they said “you took a Benadryl, right?” and I was like “yea????” and then after they looked at me like I was a god damn troglodyte with 4 legs I understood

Was that caption really necessary

IDK, but the music was