trying my best

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

they call me cultured

on account of all the bacteria

Muse, sing to me of this slippery slick

It has come to my attention that slick means something different to me than it does to the general public

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

this show is really interesting, because it’s up on crunchyroll, and the first episode is just this accountant getting isekaid, and then choosing to become an accountant in this generic medieval fantasy world. kinda slow paced and ugly, but good fluff to lower your blood pressure. and then in the second episode, the accountant overdoses on magical redbull, and the resident mage says “in order to heal you, we need to have raw anal sex.” and the accountant is like alright that seems reasonable. and then it shows them doing it. and then he goes back to being an accountant.

watched a few a more episodes, and the implications of this are so challenging. so even if someone is absurdly mangled, the solution is to find their butt and fuck it? to deliver the healing magic? but what if they dont have a butt anymore? what then?

mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die