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my friend keeps saying “chicken little is a lesbian but go off i guess” in Real Life and without being provoked

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magicalboye

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

persephonesecretlair

i’m definitely the girlfriend that rubs your back under your shirt in public just because i miss the feel of your skin

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ceyan

setheverman

i’m getting messages like “i’m sorry about what happened in sweden last night” and i’m sitting here like “???? what happened????”

turns out trump had a speech where he talked about terrorism and said “You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden… Sweden!” but nothing actually happened here and our government is now trying to figure out what he was talking about ????? ? ? ????? ? ?????????????????

sauvamente

Oh my god

90s-leo

pastelpinkjoon

not my image

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burgrs1994-deactivated20151224

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

sojuandhenny

quotemadness

The problem with being the rock is no one asks if you’re starting to crumble.

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softlyvelvet

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okaytrue

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

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