We Teach U How 2

After one thousand years, one man makes his stand to show the world that you CAN throw a birthday party, YES YOU CAN! We believe in YOOUU! You can do it! WEEEEEHAHAHA  I have so many parties to throw I can’t keep count, but if you help me out, just help ya boy out, then maybe I can hire a number counter to count these party numbers for me because I’m stupid as FUCK https://www.patreon.com/WeTeachUHow2 I can’t believe you’re reading down here and not going to the dam page from the video itself C’MON https://www.youtube.com/user/WeTeachUHow2

VALENTINE VSHMALENMTIMEUH I haven’t updated this page in awhile and right now seems like the perfect time to catch you up on the latest doings for you to do, like ahehe find a TRUE lovE ahaha I’m so excited :)) This Patreon will not only help me keep track of the treasure of a woman this pirate set sail to find, but will also help make more VIDS (AND HELP ME LIVE) heehee - https://www.patreon.com/WeTeachUHow2 And this is the whole dang channel ya friggin goofball, don’t you know how to use the internet already? - https://www.youtube.com/user/WeTeachUHow2

October is here, which means fall is here, which also means all of those things that normies like! Pumpkin spice mayo, pumpkin pot pie, chicken spice latte! Thankfully I can’t think of the bad things, so I’m very wide open here and I’m not sure where to stop typing. This Patreon here helps fund my pumkim spice teachings - https://www.patreon.com/WeTeachUHow2 And this is the whole dang channel ya dummy! - https://www.youtube.com/user/WeTeachUHow2

Quite possibly the only video you’ll ever need to see about rotating your crops Quite possibly the only video you’ll ever need to watch about triple purifying your water Quite possibly the only Patreon you should you’ll ever need to click on: https://www.patreon.com/WeTeachUHow2 Quite possibly the only youtube channel you need to check out: https://www.youtube.com/WeTeachUHow2

If you ain’t typin fast, then you ain’t funny. So let’s hit two turds with one stone and get learnin Practice typing this out really fast: https://www.patreon.com/WeTeachUHow2 Hell give this one a shot too: https://www.youtube.com/WeTeachUHow2

Never forget that one fateful day many years ago. That one tragic day November 11th. October? I’m looking like a real jackass here and you’re just WATCHIN IT HAPPEN Help me jog my brain and make more vids here: https://www.patreon.com/WeTeachUHow2 And watch more by clicking this hell link: https://www.youtube.com/WeTeachUHow2

YARE YARE DOOT haha I’m just kiddin’ around. But if you really want to learn how to be the ultimate tough guy, and I mean a REAL school jacket with a big chain on it type of guy, then go ahead and use that scary spirit with the big punches to click and learn ya goof. Help support my stand here: https://www.patreon.com/WeTeachUHow2 And watch more over hyonder: https://www.youtube.com/WeTeachUHow2

What’s up y’all! After along hiatus that came from a severe SCREWIN’ by youtube, I’m looking to get back into the groove of making new SICK VIDS. I’m about 3 vids in and I kind of wanted to mess around and see if I liked doing this thing again, and so far it’s feeling like a lot of fun to not only create new things but to see how fans still like and want more! I would love to come back to do weekly content and with enough fan support through my new Patreon, that can become possible. With support through Patreon I’ll be able to take breaks from the things that kept me away for almost a year and put more focus on this goofy little channel that genuinely made me happy. So if you’d like to help me help you have a good GIGGLE every week, please check out the WeTeachUHow2 Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/WeTeachUHow2 And if you’d like to see what new vids have been made, check out this bad boy here: https://www.youtube.com/WeTeachUHow2

Cleaning your computer is necessary and should be done about every week

haha if there’s one thing I know about dogs it’s that you need to know a thing or two about hounds to get one bit of know-how on mutt’s y’know what I’m sayin?

why do you not know how to send this disc downtown? watch this vid and learn how 2 really make that fukcer fly

It is the current year You cannot use your brain in fear of reacting to the world around you You are a husk You are nothing You are pathetic haha we like to have fun here ;)

all grandma’s everywhere need to be taught a fuccin lesson

Balloons are bullshit and a scam don’t look at me

you ever have that pal that u just can talk 2 about ANYTHIIING like the both of u can talk for hours about nickelodeon gak, like remember that shit? GAK man it would just dry out and get hard like a week after u spent ur allowance on that shit what a waste of fucking money

LOL I HATE WASHING THE DISH YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PUT A SPOON UNDER THE SINK LIKE OOPS I GOT MYSELF HAHA SUCH A CLUTS A WAHABIBHAT ROFL REBLOG IF U AGREE