Weston Boys Incorrect Quotes and Asks

Redmond: Remember, teamwork makes the dream work! Bluewer: What if the dream is illegal? Redmond: …then don’t get caught.

*Cheslock runs by with an armful of knives

Edward: You’re not allowed back in the hardware store? Cheslock: They said I “tested too many hammers.” Clayton: How does one test a hammer?! Cheslock: You hit things with it. Including the manager’s desk.

Redmond: I’m healing. Violet: You’re drinking sparkling wine alone in the laundry room. Redmond: Healing is nonlinear.

Soma: I taught the cat to high-five. Maurice: We don’t have a cat. Soma: We do now (:

Cheslock: I’ve had four hours of sleep and five cups of coffee. Let’s summon a demon! Edward: Summon a therapist. Soma: I vote we summon someone to brush my hair. Maurice: I will summon a hole in the ground. Please walk into it. Joanne: Can I sit this one out?

Soma: Good morning! I dreamt of the end of time and also that you left your door unlocked. Ciel: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM? Soma: I just told you.

Redmond: The blender exploded. Violet: Define “exploded.” Redmond: It now lives in three different time zones. Greenhill: And now my protein shake is a fresco. Bluewer: I knew letting Redmond cook was a mistake.

Redmond: I have a headache. Bluewer: You drank a caramel macchiato, ate two macarons, and read your ex’s texts. Redmond: Self-care is different for everyone!

Joanne: My therapist says I should journal my feelings. Maurice: Mine says I should recognize that other people have them.

Cheslock: I think I’m becoming a morning person! Violet: No, you're just becoming unhinged earlier in the day.

McMillan: Good morning everybody! What a wonderful day to be alive! Ciel: Why can't you wake up grumpy like a normal person?

Redmond: Am I dramatic? Yes. Redmond: Is it justified? Also yes.

Redmond: Okay, here’s the new plan. I run into my uncle’s room. Greenhill, you put a centipede under his pillow to distract him. Violet, you steal his cash. And then we run change our identities and flee to Cleveland.

Redmond: Kadar, we need that! Soma, holding Maurice over a trash can: Nope. Joanne: Soma— Soma: It’s garbage.