take me up, don't bring me back

Much of the North American environment was under 10 meters of ice last time there were no humans there. Just for context about how absolutely a part of the ecosystem humans are.

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

Love how the kid accepts death but is so shocked to learn that everybody else also will die