Unfortunately for you, I’m not your personal assistant. It’s not my job to remind you to do yours. I don’t intent on giving up my ‘teacher thing’ anytime soon, but perhaps if I manage to motivate you to work hard and earn yourself an A, I might consider it because that seems like it would be quite an achievemnt. I actually had something else in mind, but we’ll see. Let’s get the important things out of the way first, and then we’ll get to the fun. Look, I understand that the circumstances are less than ideal sometimes, and this is going to sound very cliche and is probably the last thing you wanna hear right now, but being here is for your own good. Please don’t make it sound like a prison, because that’s only going to make things even more difficult for you. We’re a coven, and a very small coven at that. Sticking together is in our best interest right now, especially since you have so much to learn still. That being said, if you can show me some maturity and responsibility, I’d feel more comfortable about loosening the reins a bit, alright?

There’s literally five of us living in this house, how hard would it be to give me a little heads up at the beginning of the day or something? Not that hard, nor very time consuming. Well someone missed the sarcasm in what I was saying. Being mean isn’t gonna motivate me to do anything. You know that, I know that, so why continue doing it? I never said I didn’t like being here, I actually really like this place. But sitting here everyday, doing the same things over and over again are just... gloomy. Yea, whatever. Next time just say no. 

And I wouldn’t have to schedule so many of them if you tried a little harder to get it right the first time, or the second, or the third… Because Wesley, you can do so much more than you think. But you will never unlock your full potential by sitting on the sofa and watching daytime television or the same movie over and over again. If you don’t step out of your comfortzone, then you’re bound to get stuck doing the same routine. I know it doesn’t come as easily to you, but that’s why I’m trying to help you. And I don’t believe I’m yelling at you at all, I’m only pushing you because I know you can do better. Alright, I’ll think about what would be fitting as an educational witch trip and then I’ll get back to you. However, if I felt like that I was asking you for the impossible, then I wouldn’t have mentioned it, Wes. Why don’t you go out for a walk if you need some fresh air? Or ask Dante for another game of basket ball? Surely that should help with the whole ‘stress relief’.

It’s would be easier for the both of us if you just reminded me when I needed to come see you. That’s not all that I do! Doing that’s for a lazy person, I’m not a lazy person. I try to keep myself entertained. You know, Adam. Maybe you should give up this whole witch teacher thing and try your hand in inspirational speaking. You seem really good at it. Good! Thank you! Maybe a museum or something fun like that? So it’s a win-win. Something that really gets our blood pumping. I do that already, it’s kinda getting repetitive. Plus basket ball was horrible, I had to run around, and sweat, and it was gross. The only fun part was Dante. I want to go somewhere that isn’t here. 

Something tells me that that isn’t a priority for him. But by all means, try it your way. Maybe he’ll budge if you’re persistant enough, or maybe he’ll just get tired of hearing you whine about it. I personally blame our parents for that since they’re the ones who send us here after giving us some of their piss poor genes. I don’t know? A party? A club? I know we don’t have ID’s, but maybe we can find some kind of spell to make us appear older or we could bewitch the bouncer. It feels like it’s been forever since I got drunk and had some fun. …Hottest guy? Right, the thirst is real, I see. Too bad you have competition. Ollie is basically following him everywhere. I caught them flirting. -or what I assume was supposed to be flirting- in the library. It’s was pretty embarrassing to look at. And this is not pushing the limits, it’s directing my boredom towards doing something productive. But fine, don’t come play with me. Just don’t tell anyone about it.

Whatever, he’s kind of a dick anyway. So like, no wonder he wants to wear the same old grandpa clothes every day. It’s not our parents faults, they just wanted us to get help. I doubt they knew we’d be locked away all day everyday. If you can find us one to go to then I’m totally in. And if I hear of any as well then I’ll let you know. A party is probably a safer bet; no bouncers to bewitch or spells to cast on ourselves. I can’t help it, okay! He’s gorgeous. And really nice. Yea, well, I’m sure he’ll realize soon enough just how annoying Oliver can be. Especially if Oliver is playing that stupid stalker card he always does. As if he even needs to, god what a needy prick. Sorry Aiden, maybe next time. And I won’t tell anyone, don’t worry. Try not to scare him too badly, okay? I kinda want him to stick around a little while. 

Well, I do expect as much from you actually, especially considering you just told me that you have nothing else to do, Wes. Oh, did you? How awfully selfless of you. I think Aiden would have done an good job scaring him without you, though. So no, it’s definitely not more important than your assignments. And based on your grades, you seem to be the only one wasting his prime years by doing nothing. However, if you have ideas for an educational trip then I’m open for suggestions, but I don’t foresee any shopping sprees is the near future. Though I might reconsider that if you can ace the upcoming test.

It would be easier to do if you didn’t schedule so many of them! I mean, I bring dead things back to life. Why am I gonna need to know stupid stuff about plants. That’s more of an Oliver subject. I’ve been spending time with the new kid, not just scaring him! Trying to make him feel welcome and all that. My grades aren’t bad. I just don’t understand it all that easily. We’re not all old guys who've been doing this stuff for years, Adam. And you’re not exactly being helpful by yelling at me for it... I don’t know! I don’t know what kind of things that would work for an educational witch trip! Ask me to schedule one for normal school and I can probably make a list, but the witch stuff is your forte. That’s no fair! That’s like asking Hawthorne to cast a spell without screwing it up! I try to do good, I just don’t understand it all the time.... And it doesn’t help that I need to stay in this stuffy house all day with no brain stimulation, or sunlight, or stress relief.... 

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, Wes. I don’t think insulting the man’s clothes is gonna get you anywhere near a shopping center. Museum could be interesting, but I doubt he’s gonna fall for that. Hence why I said we should sneak out together. What’s the worst that could happen if we did? Pff, he’s not that hot. Besides, hot or not, I’m over manly man and his bitching. He’s almost as annoying as Oliver. Those two seem to have really found each other. Anyways, I was thinking about luring him to the woods, tying him to a tree and tell him that we’re going to sacrifice him to the devil. That should be enough to make bible boy piss himself.

Hey, I never said anything bad about his clothes. Just that he’s gotta get tired of wearing the same thing over and over again. Then I’ll try the museum idea! He’s gotta give into something eventually. Can’t keeping us locked up here technically count as child neglect or cruel and unusual punishment of something? Where would we even sneak out to? I need ideas before I agree to anything. Are you kidding? He’s probably the hottest guy I’ve ever saw! And I know it’s true because the other two were probably drooling over him to, I mean, have you looked at him? Wait, what do you mean really found each other? ... Oh, I don’t know. That sounds kinda mean, Aiden. We scared him once already, why push the limits?

Nothing to do, huh? That’s strange, because according to my schedule, you were supposed to meet me in the greenhouse an hour ago to catch up on your herbology and potion making. I’m not sure if a field trip would be in your best interest right now, considering you’re already so easily distracted from your school work, Wesley.

Hey! That’s not fair! You didn’t remind me. You can’t expect me to remember all of these appointments, there’s so many of them. Besides, I was busy helping the others welcome the new guy, you know? Isn’t that more important than your plants and cooking class? It would totally be in our best interest! We could even do something that could teach us more of this witchy stuff. Come on, Adam, please. Don’t be such a party pooper. We’re wasting prime years of our lives sitting around this place doing nothing. 

As much as Wesley did not want to, he followed Dante out to the old looking basketball hoop that was in the backyard of the school. He shot a few hoops with the other, playing dumb a few times so the older boy would have to explain things or show him how to do things. However, he eventually grew bored and decided to drop and sit on the court in a huff. “Can’t we take a break?” he whined, looking up at Dante with squinted eyes thanks to the sun. “Come sit with me. Tell me about yourself or something. Let me catch my breath.” he pleaded the other, tired from running around as well. 

Doesn’t really make it any less weird to me. Sorry to disappoint, but I’m not into that stuff, dude… Well, you wanted to hang out, right? I figured we could go outside and play some basketball or whatever. That should kill some time.

If you say so. Then it’s not your thing, doesn’t make it weird because you don’t swing that way. Oh, right. Yea sure.... um... how do you play basket ball? You’ll show me right? I’m not really a sports person. Unless cheering the team on from the sidelines counts. 

…Right, well it’s still kinda weird for a guy to call another guy hot, not gonna lie. Either way, I’m bored out of my mind as well, so I’m down to hang out as long as you’re not going to put some weird spell on me. Is there a basketball court nearby? Or a gym?

I’m sorry, but you live in a house of witches and wimps. I think the idea of homosexuality is the least weird thing going on here. I’m not gonna do that or anything, I barely know how to still. Um, I think there’s a really old basket ball hoop thing outside. Why?

You really think Adam is going to take you out shopping? Good luck with that. Unless you can somehow make it sounds like something educational, I don’t see that happen anytime soon. I mean, that all depends on what you find interesting… Careful, you thirst is showing. Something like that, yea.  The new kid needs to know his place. His douchey jock attitude is getting on my nerves.

Maybe he would if I told him I’d help him update his wardrobe or something. I mean, eventually even he has to get tired of the clothes he’s wearing. plus I’ll pay it all. It’s a win-win for everyone. We can find something educational too. Like a museum or something. I’m just tired of sitting around this house all day. Well can you blame me? He’s H. O. T. hot. Anyone with eyes could see that, he’s drool worthy. What do you mean know his place? He seems nice enough to me... but okay, what do you want to do to him?

Yea, definitely keep your weird zombie shit as far away from me as possible, thanks. Whatever their excuse is, my patience with their bullshit is wearing thin. …What the fuck? What did you just call me? I’m not pretty! Hot, definitely! Attractive, for sure, but… pretty? Girls are pretty. You don’t call a dude that, dude.

Yea, sure... I don’t blame you. Mine did too. That’s why I don’t associate with anyone who isn’t Aiden. And now you I guess; speaking of which, wanna hang out soon? It could be really fun. Oh, uh, I meant hot and attractive! I was using pretty as a blanket term. I didn’t mean to offend you, sorry.

Uhuh.. sure you do. That seems like a main problem here, people not listening and being annoying. No wonder you’re all cray. Anyone would go insane if they’d had to deal with that longterm. Friends? Eh.. I don’t know about that. What could we possibly have in common? 

You don’t believe me? Well alright, suit yourself, hopefully you’ll never have to be proven wrong. Yea, I think that’s just their personalities though. Like their genetic coding is to be a bunch of dorky brats who don’t know how to act in a social environment. We’re not all crazy, I’m not crazy. I’m just, you know, special and stuff. I don’t know, we’re both really pretty. Aside from that, I wouldn’t know, but in order to find out we’d need to actually talk and hang out and stuff. 

It sounds to me like you’re trying to play God, and whoever gave you those powers you supposedly have certainly wasn’t Him. Yea… well it’s better if they back off now. For them, I mean. It’s really in their best interest to stop provoking me. You should let them know, since they’re not listening to me. It was just like, a misunderstanding kind of thing. I’m sure they’ll let me leave once they figure out that I don’t know whatever magic tricks they think I know.

I’m not trying to play god. I’d never want that kind of job, that’s a lot of work. Well, whoever did give them to me didn’t give me enough of them anyway. Like I said, I usually just get zombies when I work with big things. I’ll pass the message along, sorry they’re so annoying. I’ve tried to tell them how to not be annoying, they never listen to me. The only not annoying one is Aiden. Oh, that sucks. That doesn’t mean we can’t be friends until you leave, you know? Might as well make your time here pleasant until you get to go home. 

Yea, don’t count on it. I’m good without playing with dead things. Doing that shit doesn’t sound very Christlike. I don’t know about that. They aren’t like the average nerds. Something about them is just.. off, especially that one kid… Right, well I kinda just like being normal, I guess… Besides, I don’t really know any magic tricks. 

It’s not playing with dead things, it’s saving cute little creatures’ lives. I’m sure if it wasn’t christlike he wouldn’t have given me the power to do so. Trust me, they’re just being annoying because you’re someone new to be annoying to. Once they get used to having you around they’ll back off you. You sure? Why would Adam let you stay here if you aren’t like us?