lexifer666

my best freind: it would be so cool to be polyamorous and have a gf and a bf…unless they voted me off the island…imagine getting dumped by two people at once…

conservatives be like “i can always tell when someone’s a tranny😡” and then look me and my c cups that i couldn’t be bothered to bind right in the eyes and tell me that i am such a helpful and polite young man and thank you so much for helping them get the washer in the laundry mat running

never being considering attractive in yoir childhood and then getting older and randomly having people start like flirting with you and calling you hot is a wild thing to experience

went to church for the first time in two years (cause my mom asked me to and whatever it’s an hour to make her happy) and it was ash wednesday and when i tell you i walked up and this old bald motherfucker gave me THE DARKEST ash cross in the whole church and instead of the usual “remeber you where made from dust and to dust you shall return” he said “repent and believe in the gospel 😡”. like when i tell you it was BLACK on my forehead and anyone else only had little baby crosses like just point at me and yell “SINNER FAG” at this point ……so im never going back to church again lmao

listening to classic metal as someone who listens to mostly numetal is so funny cause like motley crue cause an entire generation of parents to freak out about satanic worshipping by shouting at the devil i can’t imagine how you reacted to slipknot wanting to slit your throught and fuck the wound….

as an american i’m really upset that my tax dollars go to blowing up children in foreign countries instead of government funded hockey yaoi :(