brain fog machine

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

If I had immortality I would piss off big dogs and make them attack and kill me so they have to be put down by law and then I'd get up and be fine and do it again. But what if I encountered an immortal dog and we became locked in endless war...? Need to think this through

You could also work for shitty big companies and subtly injure yourself and sue them for millions of dollars and keep doing it over and over again. You'll probably have to wear a fake mustache and glasses so they don't recognize it's you after the sixth time

im going to get peoples pets killed instead ok?

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

sometimes I am just amazed at how my ancestors managed to navigate the entire Pacific Ocean with these. knowledge that was nearly lost and is being re-learned.

AH! I'd heard of these, but this is the first time I've come across pictures.

is anyone else their father’s female son

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Chefs you have 1 seconds to craft an unbelievably decadent dessert

You stole damn daniel blood