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Good news everyone you don’t have to have kids

#i recently realized i want kids and i think of failing to provide for them and want to crawl in a hole & die #and then i remember i don’t have to until i absolutely want to and im ready #and then i feel like this

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ironpour

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

throatoftheworld

The Ermine Hunt by Leonora Carrington, 1954

#aes

dogpuppy

#i saw matches and my first thought was this was a dating app #it was a shocking half second

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roadhogsbigbelly

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

fuck-customers

smart asses are lowkey a universally oppressed group throughout history. when it’s acceptable to kill people for being obnoxious the smart asses dwindle significantly. so if you’re a smart ass alive today just know to never stop being you bc there’s a lot of people who, back in the day, would’ve just slucked you over the head with a rock for laughing at their dead loved ones initials in their instagram bio. and if you’re a woman it’s imperative that you make men feel as small and dumb as possible bc you come from a LONG long line of women who weren’t able to be bitches to their full potential

#the amount of people who have told me i would’ve been burnt at the stake for witchcraft is like #at least 5 #only my fellow smart asses know the look in someone’s eye when they hate you so bad and want to hit you but they Can’t

(i’m a cute girl) i do lowkey get turned on when a receptionist is helping me schedule an appointment . like oh…. you wanna?!! you wanna see me again… s😏 and then i walk face first into the glass doors on the way out

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linecoveredinjellyfish

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

riotouseaterofflesh

#why is it always punish me mommy #and not #experiment on me #dr evil scientist

you understand

#i’m so honored my tags got peer reviewed #thanks you guys #but yes this post is so real if you’ve never gotten hot under the collar bc the mean receptionist is scheduling your appoint ment #get outta here this is for real woman lovers

mrsterlingeverything

Idgaf what my dad thinks cuz he is a flop and i am a slay

satan-offical

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

deathdaydreamm

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

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portaltomb

this lettuce smells like dog

iamoutofideas

you bought dog lettuce

swarnpert

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smalllfieldmouse

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

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