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[Changing Channels]

some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

me running from my responsibilities

im just sad and lonely and bad at math

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a woman in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair