Akiyama Kaneko

Neiru: I'm a knife.

Momoe: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Momoe: Depressed.

Neiru: Possessed.

Ura-Acca: Obsessed.

Ai: Impressed.

Rika: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Neiru: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Acca: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Momoe: What was the color called before then?

Rika: Strong.

Momoe: Weak.

Ai: Why not?

Momoe, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Neiru.

Neiru: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Momoe: Rika?

Rika: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Neiru: That's nothing new.

Rika: I did-

Rika:

Ai: What's wrong?

Neiru: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Rika enters the room*

Rika, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: In this little shop. These ducklings need it!

Momoe: Wait, since when do you have money?

Rika: *jumping out of the bushes, grabbing Ai and throwing her in a garbage bin*

Momoe: Wait.

Momoe: No.

Momoe: That was Ai.