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She's actually only 18.

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My earlobes are peeling.

#quote #thesunisnotyourfriend #thingsididn'tknowcouldpeel #globalwarming #badtimeforapiercing

Seen speed or done speed?

#quote #milliondollarquestion #sadkeanu #oldschoolterminology

Ooh, a package arrived at my house. I really hope it's my snow cone machine.

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His oranges smell so nice.

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In India, you get some guy jiggling his paunch at you.

#quote #thirdworldproblems #inappropriatejiggling #thingsicanlivewithout

No, I didn't see her pointy bits!

#quote #yikes #euphemism #ew #thingsbetterunseen

I wish kittens were like Pokemon. Evolve? NO.

#quote #pokemon #staythatwayforeverplease #norarecandyforyou

Does this make sense? Men?

#quote #of course not #silly questions #rhetorical

Practise safe lays!

#quote #advice from a grandmother #never the same

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Did you say you were going to pickle her remains?

#quote #you can pickle anything #things you shouldn't pickle #natural preservation?

Enjoy Hanson. Oh, wait.

#quote #hanson concert #unlikelyhood of merriment at said concert

Does he need his tree because his butt got half-cooked?

#quote #medium rare #trees are cool #hot ass

I don't have that many pairs of boxers.

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I felt it in the dark last night.

#quote #dark #surprises you feel

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You're right, that's either a girl or a hairy man.

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There's nothing like penises to get you on the internet.

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