moved.

      “Can’t say I’ve ever lost a limb before, so — but I like the sound        of that. Infinite Cock. Makes me sound like a badass superhero.”

      “Not enough to conjure up that kind of tale. Takes about seven.”

      “I’m not sure if telling you I’d grow it back is impressive or odd.”

      “No.”

      “I must be well-endowed for a fifteen year old.”

      “I have a great ass, thank you. Don’t insult me in my own bedroom.”

       ❝—- even better, if you ask me.❞  Such a terrible role model.  

      “I think you had your one free shot night before last — and        considering we share one bedroom, I’m just as entitled to        the view as you are. I’ve seen those wandering eyes, Joce.”

      “Nice.”

      “Go fuck yourself. I’m still young. I’m still hip and funky fresh.”

      “I had somewhere else in mind, but thank you for that. I’ll be sure to        say hey to everyone down there for you — bet you got ‘em worried.”