Vicks is just spicy Vasoline

Being poor is expensive as fuck.

In Spongebob, nobody ever talks about the fact that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are two humans just living underwater

sometimes u just gotta lay on the floor with ur dog 

sun is alone too, but still shines.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

People who wouldn’t wish certain evils on their worst enemy haven’t met their worst enemy yet.

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

Chaotic good

IM ABOUT TO CRY THIS IS AMAZING!

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no