Jesus Christ be praised!

I swear to fucking god warhorse IF YOU DON’T FUCKING

A soft, good, hungry boy who loves animals and flowers, and does the best he can

Literally 20 feet away:

Hans: [bursts into war camp] OH HENRY!!! HEEEEENRiiiiiiii!!!! WHERE’S MY FILTHY BLACKSMITH BOY!!!!

Henry: DECIDED TO SHOW UP TO THE WAR DID YOU?? HOPE YOUR BALLS DON’T GET CRUSHED THIS TIME YOU USELESS FUCKING WINE SPONGE

Hans: NOW HENRY!! IS THAT ANY WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR LORD HENRY

Henry: WHAT IS THE LATINATE FORM FOR ‘GET FUCKED’ SIR

To the best of my knowledge and searching ability (via tumblr, AO3, and FF), we have four (4!) fics in the Kingdom Come: Deliverance fandom. Listed alphabetically (author’s pen-name), here they are:

Denied by @cuntdestroyer5000​

Two Large Logs in Water by @henryxhans

Repaying a Favour by mega_seeds

A Strange Hunt by rednightmare (aka my useless ass @brujahinaskirt)

THAT’S NOT A VERY MEGA-SIZED LIST, FOLKS.

Let’s grow. Do your thing, fic writers. DO IT FOR PEBBLES.

Is there any wine left? Are you out of your fucking mind? You want to carry on? Of course! Don’t tell me you don’t fancy a drink after all that!